Uut Poetry

Uut Poetry

Uut (n.): an infectious strain of contemporary American surrealism; a practitioner of Uut poetics; a cloven-hoofed quadruped with nautical antlers.

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Dictation Poem While Urinating

With one hand I hold down my briefs,
tinkle a perfect straight errotica uncle into the bowl
while with the other hand I carefully hold a Q-tip
remove the lid of a French porcelain toilette thingamajig
and place the Q-tip inside.

Some would say there is no poetry in this.
But I came to find.

Then I look and see George.
Nowadays George goes down our alleyway, sniffing.
George is a dog.

Dictation Poem While Urinating

With one hand I hold down my briefs,
tinkle a perfect straight errotica uncle into the bowl
while with the other hand I carefully hold a Q-tip
remove the lid of a French porcelain toilette thingamajig
and place the Q-tip inside.

Some would say there is no poetry in this.
But I came to find.

Then I look and see George.
Nowadays George goes down our alleyway, sniffing.
George is a dog.

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